◢ An Astreides LLC product

PUMPnDUMPdex Perpetual futures on TON & Hyperliquid — straight from Telegram.

Long or short BTC, ETH, TON and a whole board of alts and RWA with leverage. Fully on-chain, a one-tap Trading Account, and no wallet popup on every trade. Pick a side, set your size — PUMP the green or DUMP the red.

100% on-chain TON + Hyperliquid Sign in with X
ASTREIDES // pumpndump.exe
NO WALLET POPUPS
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A trading arcade.
Not a casino in disguise.

PUMPnDUMPdex turns perpetual-futures trading into something you can play with one thumb. Every order is a real, non-custodial on-chain transaction — your funds, your keys — settled through Storm Trade on TON or on Hyperliquid's high-performance perps engine.

  • Real perps, real depth. Deep liquidity across Storm Trade V3 on TON and Hyperliquid — not a paper simulator.
  • Non-custodial. Your wallet holds the keys. We never touch your funds.
  • Telegram-native. Runs as a Mini App, or in any browser at pumpndump.app.
ASTREIDES // readme.txt

> markets  : BTC · ETH · TON · alts · RWA
> sides   : LONG (pump) / SHORT (dump)
> orders  : market · limit · stop · stop-limit
> risk    : SL / TP attachable on-chart
> venues : TON (Storm Trade) + Hyperliquid
> access  : Telegram Mini App + web
> social  : Connect X — sign-in + share
> status  : ONLINE_

// Loadout

Everything you need on one screen

Built for speed. The whole order desk lives on the chart — no menus, no friction, no popups mid-trade.

One-tap Trading Account

Authorize a session key once and trade instantly. Orders ship without a wallet popup — the Trading Account's prefunded TON pays the gas.

Manage on the chart

Open, resize and close positions right on the candles. Drag your stop-loss, take-profit and liquidation lines where you want them.

Full order suite

Market, Limit, Stop and Stop-Limit orders — each with optional Stop-Loss and Take-Profit attached on entry.

PUMP & DUMP

Go long or short any market with leverage. Same two buttons, both directions — green to pump, red to dump.

TON + Hyperliquid

Trade on TON via Storm Trade V3, or on Hyperliquid — two of the deepest on-chain perp venues in one app, for more markets and tighter spreads.

Fund it your way

Buy by card straight from your wallet, bridge to TON or Arbitrum, or swap other assets — no CEX detour to start trading.

Fully on-chain

Non-custodial and transparent. Positions settle on-chain — on TON via Storm Trade V3 or on Hyperliquid — verifiable, not a black box.

Connect with X

Sign in with X and link your trading history, wallets and referrals to your profile — then share your trades straight to X.

10% referrals

Share your link and earn 10% of app fees from everyone you invite — they get a 5% fee discount too.

// Boot sequence

From zero to your first trade

Set up once — on TON or Hyperliquid — then you just play.

01

Open in Telegram

Launch the PUMPnDUMPdex Mini App from the bot, or play in any browser at pumpndump.app.

02

Connect wallet

Connect via TON Connect for TON, or Reown for Hyperliquid — your wallet, your keys.

03

Fund & approve

Top up any way — buy by card in-wallet, bridge to TON or Arbitrum, or swap other assets. TON sets up a gasless Trading Account in one tap; on Hyperliquid, approve trading. Then go.

04

PUMP or DUMP

Pick a market, set your margin and leverage, and fire. Manage everything live on the chart.

// Order desk

Trade it your way

Snap a market in instantly, or set the trap and walk away. Every order type supports a stop-loss and take-profit so your risk is defined the moment you enter.

Market Limit Stop Stop-Limit + Stop-Loss + Take-Profit
// Trading Account

No popups. No babysitting.

A Trading Account holds your trading balance on-chain and authorizes a per-device session key. After a one-time setup, orders ship straight from the app — signed, gasless to you, and fully non-custodial.

  • Instant. Trades go through without a wallet confirmation each time.
  • Gas covered. The account's prefunded TON pays the network fee.
  • Still yours. Deposit and withdraw any time — keys never leave your wallet.
1 TAP
to place a trade
0
popups per order
100%
on-chain · TON
10%
referral on fees
ASTREIDES // referral.cfg
// Bring the lobby

Earn 10% of app fees, forever

Every trader you invite earns you 10% of the app fees they generate — for as long as they play. They start with a −5% fee discount on withdrawals. Connect your wallet in the app, grab your link, share it anywhere.

  • You earn10% of their app fees
  • They get−5% withdrawal fee
  • WhereIn-app · Profile → Referral
  • PayoutOn-chain · TON
Get my referral link
// Continue?

Roadmap

Shipped, live, and what's loading next.

PHASE 01

Launch

  • Perps on TON via Storm Trade V3
  • Hyperliquid venue added
  • Telegram Mini App + web app
  • English & Russian
PHASE 02

Instant trading

  • One-tap Trading Accounts
  • On-chart position management
  • Limit / Stop / Stop-Limit + SL/TP
  • Referrals & shareable trade cards
  • Connect with X — sign-in & share
PHASE 03 · NEXT

Growth

  • Leaderboards, trading seasons and tournaments
  • Copytrading
  • $ASTRE fee discounts
PHASE 04 · HORIZON

Ecosystem

  • Tournaments & prize pools
  • More Astreides LLC titles
// Ready player one

Insert coin.

Open PUMPnDUMPdex in Telegram or your browser and place your first on-chain perp in under a minute.